"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.